In March Kyoko came to visit from Japan, and we all had a weekend-away in Macau.
We sailed with Turbojet from the Kowloon Ferry Terminal. I booked 'Super Class' tickets, which was entirely a reflection of our breeding and status, and nothing to do with leaving it too late to book economy.
Turbojet Ferry at Macau Ferry Terminal |
'Super Class' tickets are twice as expensive but afford numerous privileges. For a start you can think of yourself as a 'Super Passenger'. Super Passengers enjoy exclusive access to the 'Super Class Lounge' where they can enjoy refreshments like instant coffee.
Super Class Lounge at Kowloon Ferry Terminal |
Super Class Passengers are given priority for boarding. They can saunter regally toward the ship, while the heaving unwashed throng of economy-class plebs is fenced-in behind barriers and beaten-back with sticks.
Economy-class passengers look-on enviously as Super Class Passengers enjoy priority boarding |
Once on board, Super Class passengers ascend to an exclusive and spacious upper-floor cabin, where they can relax in luxury imitation-leather seats.
Super-Class Cabin (with VIP Room behind) |
Discreet liveried staff are available to attend to every whim. (or at least whims involving water, instant coffee and newspapers). Staff serve a delicious Super-lunch of pastries, fruit salad and muffins.
Super Class Catering |
Once we arrived, the crew erected another barrier across the lower-class cabin so the Super Class Passengers could descend unmolested and disembark first.
The real benefit of being first-off-the-boat is to have a head-start in getting to passport control where the queues can be long and slow. But you have to move quickly or you get battered by a stampede from economy-class running past dragging their trolley-bags.
2 comments:
I think you are quite delusional..
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